Antonio| 20/11/2016

Vorrei tanto trovarvi il video con i sottotitoli perché l’imitazione è esilarante, un Trump confuso accoglie il responsabile delle forze armate che si felicita con il neopresidente e gli chiede dettagli sulla sua nuova stretegia contro il terrorismo internazionale, ma il presidente è palesemente confuso, temporeggia, saluta il generale e va a vedere in Google cosa sia l’Isis: salgono chiaramente migliaia di risultati! Così un Trump in forma cerca di rilassarsi con un mantra: “tette e palazzi d’oro, tette e palazzi d’oro, tette e palazzi d’oro”! Chiaramente sembra che il presidente degli Stati Uniti non abbia gradito l’imitazione.

Credo che Alec Baldwin con questa imitazione stia superando se stesso!

 

>>> MR. TRUMP? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  1. TRUMP, ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST MEETING?

>> KELLY ANN, WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT MY CABINET

APPOINTMENTS? DO THEY LOVE THEM?

>> UM — THEY’RE CERTAINLY VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THEM.

I JUST SAW ONE VERY NICE TWEET SAYING THEY WERE, UM, THEY WERE

GREAT FOR OUR NATION AND THE FUTURE OF OUR CHILDREN.

>> TREMENDOUS. WHO SENT THAT?

>> DAVID DUKE. [ LAUGHTER ]

CAP I SAY SOMETHING? I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL

YOU’VE DONE, I WOULDN’T BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT YOU.

>> I THINK ABOUT THAT EVERY DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]

ALSO THE CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF IS HERE.

YOU REMEMBER GENERAL DUNLAP?>> THERE HE IS.

>> THANKS FOR COMING, GENERAL.>> MY PLEASURE, SIR.

THOUGHT WE COULD TAKE A MOMENT TO DISCUSS STRATEGY BEFORE YOUR

UPCOMING TERM.>> SURE.

>> WE’VE BEEN STUCK FIGHTING ISIS INIALAL NEWS STRA FOR SIX

YEARS NOW. WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAD A

SECRET PLAN IT REALLY ENERGIZED US.

>> THAT’S RIGHT. A PLAN.

VERY SECRET. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, WE’RE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO

HEARING IT COME JANUARY. IT’S ONLY SEVEN WEEKS AWAY.

SO LET’S SAVE SOME LIVES TOGETHER, SIR.

>> TREMENDOUS, LOVE IT, THANK YOU.

OKAY, RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO. BIG PLAN.

BIG PLAN. GOOGLE.

WHAT — IS — ISIS? [ LAUGHTER ]

OH, MY. 59 MILLION RESULTS.

SIRI? HOW DO I KILL ISIS?

[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A BLACKBERRY.

BIG BEAUTIFUL BOOBS IN BUILDINGS BIG BEAUTIFUL BOOBS IN BUILDINGS

BIG BEAUTIFUL BOOBS IN BUILDINGS BIG BEAUTIFUL BOOBS IN

BUILDINGS.>> MR. TRUMP.

>> YES? WHAT DO YOU NEED, KELLY ANN?

>> A TIME MACHINE. [ LAUGHTER ]

BUT I ALSO CAME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE GOT A SPECIAL VISITOR.

THIS IS PETER CHUCKSELL, HE LED OUR CAMPAIGN IN WEST VIRGINIA.

>> IT’S AN HONOR, SIR.>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> VIRGINIA, A LITTLE DOWN CALLED GRUNDY.

THAT’S COAL COUNTRY, I’VE BEEN OUT OF WORK TWO YEARS NOW.

ROUGH TIMES THEN YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BRING EVERY SINGLE

JOB BACK TO OUR TOWN!>> EVERY SINGLE ONE?

>> YES, SIR! HELL, IF YOU CAN BUILD A WALL

THAT’S 2,000 MILES LONG ON THE MEXICAN BORDER, I’M SURE YOU CAN

HELP US!>> HOW LONG IS THAT WALL?

>> 2,000 MILES.>> 2,000 AMERICAN MILES?

[ LAUGHTER ]>> I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK

ON THOSE MEXICANS’ FACES WHEN YOU MAKE THEM PAY FOR THAT WALL.

THEY SAY IT’S GOING TO COST $25 BILLION!

>> FANTASTIC, PEDRO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ LAUGHTER ] $25 BILLION?

IT CAN’T BE THAT MUCH. OH GOD.

OH GOD. DON’T WORRY, DONALD, IT WILL BE

OKAY. HILLARY’S STILL AHEAD IN THE

POLLS.>> MR. TRUMP?

>> YES, KELLY ANN, IS THERE SOMETHING ON YOUR SHOULDER?

>> YES, ALL OF THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]

ALSO, MITT ROMNEY IS HERE.>> REALLY?

OKAY. SEND HIM IN, PLEASE.

>> YEAH, OKAY.>> HI.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT,

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO MEET WITH ME.

>> GOVERNOR ROMNEY, SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME.

[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]

>> THIS SEPTEMBER GOING TO WORK, IS IT?

>> I DON’T THINK SO.>> GREAT, THANKS.

[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> MR. TRUMP. MIKE — PENCE — IS HERE.

>> PERFECT.>> HELLO, SIR.

>> HEARD YOU WENT TO SEE “HAMILTON,” HOW WAS THAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]>> IT WAS GOOD.

I GOT A FREE LECTURE. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> I HEARD THEY BOOED YOU.>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> I LOVE YOU, MIKE, YOU’RE THE REASON I’M NEVER GOING TO GET

IMPEACHED. [ LAUGHTER ]

SIR — WE HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS. THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALREADY

PUSHING BACK ON OUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION ACT BECAUSE THEY SAY

FINDING 11 MILLION ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IS GOING TO BE HARD.

>> IMPOSSIBLE, PROBABLY.>> THEN THEY SAY IT’S GOING TO

BE EVEN HARDER TO DEPORT THEM.>> SO MAYBE LET’S NOT DO IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> UH — DON’T DO IT?

>> YEAH. SCRAP IT.

>> SCRAP IT?>> SCRAPPED!

SCRAPPED.>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE’LL TALK

ABOUT THAT LATER. LET’S MOVE ON TO OBAMACARE.

AS YOU KNOW, 20 MILLION PEOPLE USE IT.

AND IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT A LOT OF THEM LIKE IT.

>> KEEP IT. LET’S JUST KEEP IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> I’M SORRY, KEEP IT?

>> YEAH, KEEP IT. ALL OF IT, NO CHANGE.

>> OKAY, HEY, LET’S JUST HOLD THAT FOR LATER, ALL RIGHT?

ALSO, THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE IT HARD FOR US TO HIRE A SPECIAL

PROSECUTE TORE PUT HILLARY IN JAIL —

>> THEN DON’T DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> DON’T DO IT THIS.>> SCRAP IT.

SHE DON’T DO ANYTHING. SCRAPPED.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> SIR.

BEING PRESIDENT IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY.

BUT WE’LL GET THROUGH IT IF WE WORK HARD.

TOGETHER.>> THANK YOU, MIKE.

OH, AND MIKE. YOU’RE GOING TO DO ERYTHING,

RIGHT?>> YES, SIR.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> OH, AND MIKE.

ONE MORE THING. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S

SATURDAY NIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]